WoW 1.9 Patch Notes

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Rogue changes:

-Daggers have been replaced with spoons, rogues waste a lot of energy running around stealthed so now they can eat dirt to make up for the energy lost, additionally stealth has been removed.
-Backstab now causes no damage and raises your threat level by 100% while causing your armor to fall off.
-Rogues have received two new skills, Frontstab and Rangestab.

Priest changes:

-Priests can no longer heal. They were never ment to heal this was a bug and our hard-working staff have fixed this bug after working on it all year.

Paladin changes:

-Paladins can no longer wield weapons of any kind only books with which they can smite enemies with. Books cause no damage but do a minimal debuff of -1 str.
-All Blessings have been replaced with various donuts.

Mage changes:

-Due to significant changes we have made to the mage class during this year, this class has been removed from the game. The role of making water and food and also portals will be given to other classes in the next patches. Mage players will be given a new character at the level of their mage character and they are absolutely free to choose their new class.

Hunter changes:

-Hunters can no longer shoot things, they were never intended to be able to shoot bullets and this was a bug.
-Hunters pets can no longer attack and run away during a fight.

Warlock changes:

-Warlocks' Felhunter will now have limitless number of Spell Lock attempts, of course considering the mana cost.
-Warlocks now can do more damage at pre-60 as well as 60 than before to fill the gap made by removing the mage class in Azeroth.

Shaman changes:

-Fixed a bug where Shamans sometimes died while in combat.
-Shaman's can now wear plate at level 40. They will normally come with Mail at the first levels. We are trying to get a new set of armour skill called Super Steel specially designed for level 60 shamans. Super Steels are cheaper and easier to find and they have 100% more armor than Plates.

Druid changes:

-Bear form has been replaced with Fish Form allowing the Druid to talk to Aquaman.

Warrior changes:

-All warrior weapons will now do 30% less damage and shards of armor shipped from their enemies as they hack at them will cause temporary blindness on every melee attack.
-Over Power has been buffed to one-shot mages 100% of the time, although the mage class is unfortunately removed.
-Warriors can now use 3-Handed Weapons.

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World of Warcraft 1.9 Patch Notes (Unofficial)

Here is the current (unofficial) patch notes for the
next major patch for World of Warcraft.

- Mages have had the fire and arcane talent trees removed due to having the ability to actually killing something.
We have replaced these trees with something similar to the paladin holy tree.

- We got a bit tired of guilds 'farming' Molten Core so we removed it.

- Ragnaros has been relocated to Goldshire.

- In order to bring back some world pvp in to the game we have decided to remove all the battlegrounds, who really cares they gave too much bonus honor anyway.

- Cross Faction trade windows have been added.

- We decided to remove ironforge from the game due to a large amount of players complaining about lagg issues while inside.

- Divine Shield cooldown has been extended to 1 hour.

- The name "Fangtooth" is no longer available for selection on any paladin character across all realms.
Variations of this name may be considered as exploiting game mechanics.

- We have been receiving a lot of complaints about people being mind controlled in to the lava at blackrock mountain, to counter this we have removed priests and blackrock mountain from the game.

- Players will no longer be allowed to cancel their accounts, blizzard4lyfe.

- Monthly fees have doubled due to inflation of international oil prices
If you wish to cancel your account because of this please read the point above.

- PvP server changes: everywhere is now contested territory. If you don't like it, learn2play or roll pve you stupid newb.

- "Master Looter" has been removed from the game because we deem it is unfair to all those whole hearted ninja looters out there.

- A new class has been added called "carebears"
These are a race of bears that run around the lands of azeroth spamming /spit emotes and yelling "cry more newb" we feel this is a great way to entice a larger player base.

- Drakefire Amulet has been removed from the game.
It has been replaced with "The Hand Of Hogger"
Subsequently due to players camping hogger and farming him we have removed him from the game.

- Tauren war stomp racial has been improved to 12 seconds and the diminishing returns have been removed.

- We have added a new horde only end game raid instance to Northshire Abby.World of Warcraft 1.9 Patch Notes (Unofficial)

Here is the current (unofficial) patch notes for the
next major patch for World of Warcraft.

- Mages have had the fire and arcane talent trees removed due to having the ability to actually killing something.
We have replaced these trees with something similar to the paladin holy tree.

- We got a bit tired of guilds 'farming' Molten Core so we removed it.

- Ragnaros has been relocated to Goldshire.

- In order to bring back some world pvp in to the game we have decided to remove all the battlegrounds, who really cares they gave too much bonus honor anyway.

- Cross Faction trade windows have been added.

- We decided to remove ironforge from the game due to a large amount of players complaining about lagg issues while inside.

- Divine Shield cooldown has been extended to 1 hour.

- The name "Fangtooth" is no longer available for selection on any paladin character across all realms.
Variations of this name may be considered as exploiting game mechanics.

- We have been receiving a lot of complaints about people being mind controlled in to the lava at blackrock mountain, to counter this we have removed priests and blackrock mountain from the game.

- Players will no longer be allowed to cancel their accounts, blizzard4lyfe.

- Monthly fees have doubled due to inflation of international oil prices
If you wish to cancel your account because of this please read the point above.

- PvP server changes: everywhere is now contested territory. If you don't like it, learn2play or roll pve you stupid newb.

- "Master Looter" has been removed from the game because we deem it is unfair to all those whole hearted ninja looters out there.

- A new class has been added called "carebears"
These are a race of bears that run around the lands of azeroth spamming /spit emotes and yelling "cry more newb" we feel this is a great way to entice a larger player base.

- Drakefire Amulet has been removed from the game.
It has been replaced with "The Hand Of Hogger"
Subsequently due to players camping hogger and farming him we have removed him from the game.

- Tauren war stomp racial has been improved to 12 seconds and the diminishing returns have been removed.

- We have added a new horde only end game raid instance to Northshire Abby.