Den officiella Logg tråden!

[patte1]

Jag är ganska trött på nya trådar som heter "kolla denna loggen" osv.
så jag startar nu en officiell logg tråd som alla ska skriva roliga loggar i och även kommentera loggarna. Jag skickar en logg som min kompis gjorde. Den startar mitt i för att han hade inte hela så jag får berätta .
Min kompis bad en att skicka steam över msn... så skickar han ikonen... resten får ni läsa

Jakob med Hsäger:
men d e bara ikonen

sheeet säger:
naj

sheeet säger:
jag svär

Jakob med H säger:
589kb! stor

sheeet säger:
det e installationen

sheeet säger:
Jag svär

sheeet säger:
jag hittade den såå öiten

Jakob med Hsäger:
men steam e nt 589kb stort!

sheeet säger:
jaja men tro nt mig då

Jakob med H säger:
nepp

sheeet säger:
men den har funkat på andras datorer

[Animal Mother]

steaminstaller är ca: 600kb stor.
är det meningen att sheet eller jakob ska vara puckad här?

[Coltsux]

själva steam tar väll inte mycket..
du menar förmodligen steaminstall_cs? Eller? Det är väll spelen som tar mycket.

[Cat]

Jag vet inte redigt vad du tycker är så kul med det.. ^^
men men, smaken är som baken, hårig och full med skit.. eller hur var det nu..

[Squidbastard]

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
har du nåt annat att spendera dina pengar på ?

Crille säger:
jag behöver ett nytt fiskespö

Crille säger:
och min flätlina till havsfiskespöet börjar bli sliten

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
haha

Crille säger:
en sån går på 300 spänn

Crille säger:
värt varenda krona

Crille säger:
en flätlina är ljusår bättre än vanlig nylon

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
hahahaha, okej sure dude

Crille säger:
den är inte bara starkare, den är dessutom helt stum

Crille säger:
fast det kvittar iofs om man inte ska fiska djupare än 20-30 meter

Crille säger:
jag var nere på 110 meter med nylon en gång

Crille säger:
det var nästan omöjligt att fiska effektivt

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
orka läsa

Crille säger:
förra året köpte jag iofs en 0.40 nylon som var helt stum

Crille säger:
lite dyrare än normalt, men ett bra alternativ till flätlina

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
blockar dej lovar

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
allvarligt

Crille säger:
tror den kostade 189:- för 290 meter

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:
blockar dej snart

Crille säger:
vanlig nylon går på 50:- /150 meter

Masse | I Can't Let You Go säger:

Crille säger:
beroende på tjocklek

*ridå*

[malakai]

[eberglund]

[Squidbastard]

Det är jag som är fiskaren

[Rex0z]

Rex0z säger: hej

apa säger: tja





aldrig haft så roligt i mitt liv

[McQwert]

Jag skriver mina favvologgar från www.bash.org

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error
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<Bartolimis> fuck
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<Bartolimis> fuck
<Spazz> fuck
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<Spazz> fuck
<Bartolimis> stop
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<Bartolimis> we're done >
<Ranto> hmh?
<Spazz> Your client got an error...
<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck
<Spazz> everytime we said f***
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<Spazz> Quit saying fukc
<Bartolimis> my bad
<Spazz> fuck*
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<Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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[magnus]

[Saibot]

[EtaC]

[quote="Saibot"]

[narcissist]

[Fairlane]

Även denna är från bash.org. Den gillar jag skarpt.

[magnus]

[crab_people]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

hahahaha. roligaste jag läst sen han snubben som har cybersex och låtsas vara trollkarl.

[Elfie]

[[GTI]Sallow]

Top 100 på bash.org är välfylld med mycket som passar min humor

#99060 +(7902)- [X]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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Lång men vansinigt skoj: http://www.bash.org/?111338

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för matrixfans:

#9501 +(4507)- [X]

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

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#1578 +(3480)- [X]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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Det farliga i att ha två bottar där ena kontrollerar språket..

#178890 +(3427)- [X]

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

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#83627 +(2826)- [X]

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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#4780 +(2199)- [X]

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization

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#5523 +(2194)- [X]

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

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#127148 +(2093)- [X]

<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

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#126273 +(2065)- [X]

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....

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#197845 +(1916)- [X]

<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

[ishimura]

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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