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Kitano Admin
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 21:31 pm Post subject: Christian movie review |
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Det här är humor för mig
The tallented Mr.Riple : Extremely offensive
Team America : Extremely offensive
Roliga recensioner _________________ Built the ROC from a pebble, pedalled rock before I met you,
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pihl Senior Admin
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 21:49 pm Post subject: |
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Jasså det säger du!
...? _________________ satf - smrt.st |
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mts pensionerad hest
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 22:11 pm Post subject: |
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besynnerlig tråd måste jag säga _________________ lvl84 human ironist.
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Kitano Admin
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:01 pm Post subject: |
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Hahaha vad konstigt när jag glömmer länken
http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/titles-t.html _________________ Built the ROC from a pebble, pedalled rock before I met you,
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Tideypoo Senior Admin
Joined: 03 Apr 2003 Posts: 1636 Location: Stockholm
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:32 pm Post subject: |
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AHAHAHAh!
They reveiwed Happy Feet, which is an animated movie about a tap dancing baby penguin and found it Offensive? But hey, check out the good ratings on the christian documentaries. New ideas are scaaaaaary
I knew they'd hate Harry Potter, just had to confirm
Quote: | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG-13 Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (#3) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (#1) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (#2) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged Christian Documentary NR Excellent! / 4 |
Cause, like, everyone knows that Harry Potter is actually Satan in book form
I noticed they rated The Core (aka absolute worst film ever made) above average. Not surprising considering the absolute plethora of completely ass backwards science facts spouted. If it doesnt make sense then it just helps their "well of COURSE science doesnt make sense! its imaginary!" rhetoric. _________________
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Makrillo Senior Admin
Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Posts: 2400 Location: Halmstad
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:40 pm Post subject: |
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Tideypoo wrote: | AHAHAHAh!
They reveiwed Happy Feet, which is an animated movie about a tap dancing baby penguin and found it Offensive? But hey, check out the good ratings on the christian documentaries. New ideas are scaaaaaary
I knew they'd hate Harry Potter, just had to confirm
Quote: | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG-13 Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (#3) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (#1) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (#2) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged Christian Documentary NR Excellent! / 4 |
Cause, like, everyone knows that Harry Potter is actually Satan in book form
I noticed they rated The Core (aka absolute worst film ever made) above average. Not surprising considering the absolute plethora of completely ass backwards science facts spouted. If it doesnt make sense then it just helps their "well of COURSE science doesnt make sense! its imaginary!" rhetoric. |
It's weird that they still think those very offensive movies are good movies though. |
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pihl Senior Admin
Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Posts: 1651 Location: root
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:50 pm Post subject: |
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Odd christian site wrote: | We, as God fearing, loving parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and all, have been running fitfully in front of J. K. Rowling, and whatever she may have to dish out next, protecting our children. With just cause, we are appalled by her relentless and eerily accurate depictions of witchcraft, spells and dark arts. She is declaring to our youngsters that this is merely harmless fantasy, when in stark reality witchcraft is a sin and no one will go blameless before the Lord who practices it. It is only just and right that we have the righteous urge to shield our children from practicing such acts and are worried they will become involved in things that God strictly forbids. |
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Jag älskar folk som tar kristendomen på stort allvar. _________________ satf - smrt.st |
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Kitano Admin
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:52 pm Post subject: |
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Jag sa ju att det var kul, även fast tråden var "besynnerlig" vid första anblick _________________ Built the ROC from a pebble, pedalled rock before I met you,
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narcissist
Joined: 02 May 2003 Posts: 1334
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 0:01 am Post subject: |
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Åh jag ska alltid fråga den här sidan innan jag ser en film _________________ "These are my principles! If you dont like them; I have others" |
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Ice-4-Man
Joined: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 3874 Location: Borås
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:07 am Post subject: |
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"let me tell you something about Harry Potter.... Warlocks are the enemy of GOD!" |
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Lathund
Joined: 12 Nov 2002 Posts: 1791 Location: Göteborg
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Alltså läser man recensionerna på den siten är de inte såååå farliga. EDIT: Eller jo det är de iofs, beroende på film
Den här däremot..., ojojoj De har ett poängsystem med hur stötande saker och ting är (Alltså hur mkt/ofta saker som går emot bibeln förekommer), och detta dras då av från 100, som filmen startar med. Det som gör det löjligt är att de struntar i HUR något visas. Det kan vara en film som visar hur fel det är med djävulsdyrkan, men så länge de visar någon som dyrkar djävulen blir det avdrag. Och i recensionerna talas det verkligen om bibeln Väldigt underhållande! _________________ "När folk är överens med mig har jag en känsla av att jag har fel" - Oscar Wilde
"Sann kunskap existerar i att veta att du intet vet" - Sokrates |
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mts pensionerad hest
Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 4658 Location: nkpg
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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när jag blir stor ska jag bli religiös!!!
åh, nä just ja, brandman var det _________________ lvl84 human ironist.
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LaLuSh Admin
Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 308 Location: Sweden/Borås
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 19:17 pm Post subject: |
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De ger ju ändå filmerna rättvisa betyg, mne offensiveness-skalan är givetvis tendentiös. |
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